i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize