dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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