piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.