so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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