Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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