I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize