I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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