So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Someone shattered a urinal.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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