that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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