Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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