Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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