2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think I won the penis lottery.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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