One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
