idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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