Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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