I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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