i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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