so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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I FOUND THE LEGS
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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