haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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