A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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