After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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