lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
