am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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