I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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