therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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