just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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