Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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