New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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