Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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