You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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