Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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