Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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