dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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