I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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