He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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