What a fucking waste of an outfit
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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