I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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