it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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