just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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