what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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