In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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