i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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