And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
