Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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