I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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