have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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