Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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