stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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