We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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