How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
too bad you live with your parents still
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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