Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it glows. i had to have it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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