I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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