He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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