420 ftw
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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