Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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