you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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